Ruffy Collects His Thoughts…And Plays His Hand

October 23, 2010 • Chloe O'Donnell  
Filed under Columnists, Opinion, Ruffy Says:

Ruffy Says Stamp collecting is the most popular hobby in the world! Unfortunately, we dogs are not very good with stamps. We find that having sticky stuff in our fur is extremely uncomfortable and…sticky. However, I do have hobbies such as fetching stuff people throw at me, chasing cars, and collecting... Read more »

He’s B-A-A-A-C-K! Ruffy’s Ready!

October 19, 2010  
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Hey there, Bulldogs! Ruffy Puppy here, with the intro to this year’s Ruffy Says column! I have brand new facts to go with a brand new year, and a brand new batch of 5th graders! By the way, I’d like to thank my owner, a 6th grader at Reagan Middle School (no boos, please), for continuing to help... Read more »

Ruffy Returns…With 10 Things That Make You Go Hmmm…

June 4, 2010  
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Hey there, virtual newspaper readers! Ruffy here. Before I start, I would like to apologize for being gone the last couple of weeks. I’ve been extremely busy making this: THE END OF THE YEAR FACT SPECTACULAR! (cool name, right!) And now the most pointless facts I could find! 1. An ostrich’s... Read more »

Ruffy Chews the Fat…And Watches Others Do the Same

May 9, 2010  
Filed under Columnists, Ruffy Says:, Top Stories

Ruffy Says: Right-handed people are likely to chew food on the right side of their mouth. It’s the opposite for lefties. So, while some people talk out of both sides of their mouth, very few chew that way. Dog friends of mine tend to be equal opportunity chewers. They’ll chew any side, any tooth,... Read more »

Ruffy Speaks…The Truth About Cats (and doesn’t pussyfoot around)

May 1, 2010  
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Ruffy Says: Cats can make over 50 vocal sounds. Dogs only make about 10. Hmph! If you ask me, that’s just another reason dogs are better than cats. Along with being more intelligent and good-looking, we’re quieter. (Although people say the opposite about me.) [Editor’s Note: Ruffy prides himself... Read more »

Ruffy Puppy Sits Up, Rolls Over,… And Writes!

April 24, 2010  
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Welcome to Ruffy Says:, the first installment in what will be a weekly column by the Bulletin’s staff mascot, Ruffy Puppy.  Ruffy has been described by some as a wise, witty observer of the Crockett scene. Others say he’s simply a mutt who can type. To which Ruffy replies, “You try hitting that... Read more »